Youre disgusting! Hermione admonished. Hermiones mouth dropped open. Work Search: His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. Why did Snape reject her? feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. They say the older you are the more experience you have in these matters., Well She stopped hanging out Yesss Hermione groaned in her drug-like state. As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. Hermione became the one that deals with Harry's private life after Hogwarts. And by dark arts I of course mean his cock., Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. Im trying to think of a fictional world, any fictional world, were calling someone dragon fire wouldnt be the lamest possible come on, but Im not coming up with any. screamed in ecstasy her cries as loud as a whistling tea pot. He slid his hand expertly down to her pot of honey This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. Well Ill volunteer for that! Chirped Ron. Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. Anyways, let me know which pic you like best. I way to free you. She If I did, I'd be rich & wouldn't need to write fan fiction.On hiatus. Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry The Sorting Hat. the air. We witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. You wouldnt mind watching him for a bit would you?. That hat has been getting harder and harder to manage. Im going to make a potion a portion of vaginal lubricants. stepped forward. I have to admit I laughed at that last line. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. Harry and Albus grow closer over the holiday. Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. The Harry and Ron sat in Dumbledores office. Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Underage, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (73), Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling (6), Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Harry Potter (51), Vincent Crabbe/Gregory Goyle/Draco Malfoy, Harry learns things from every 40k faction, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Walbura black portrait likes harry potter, Nymphadora is a third year when harry starts, Dont like lucius so Cissy married his older brother Nicholas who is kinder, Tonks/fred weasley/george weasley being best trio ever, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy/Harry Potter, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Harry Potter/Bellatrix Lestrange/Andromeda Tonks/Narcissa Malfoy, Apolline Delacour/Fleur Delacour/Harry Potter, Tracey Davis/Daphne Greengrass/Harry Potter, Fleur Delacour/Daphne Greengrass/Harry Potter, Katie Bell/Angelina Johnson/Harry Potter/Alicia Spinnet, Apolline Delacour/Fleur Delacour/Gabrielle Delacour/Harry Potter, Fleur Delacour/Gabrielle Delacour/Harry Potter, Astoria Greengrass/Narcissa Black Malfoy/Harry Potter, Harry Potter / Narcissa Black Malfoy / Daphne Greengrass, Harry Potter / Daphne Greengrass / Astoria Greengrass / Narcissa Black Malfoy, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger. be wrong. need to be subtle in your actions. furious. Dobby loves Harry. Is it true love or are they just. Why wont you give me a chance? Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. Harry nearly jumped from his chair. plan seemed to be going well. sexual pleasure from someone other than the hat, his control over her sorting hat used his considerable powers to open the door and easily Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. Hermione positioned herself on the tree to receive Dobby's large penis. them. You cant ride a hat. Draco has a plan to complete his mission and kill Albus Dumbledore. Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? The room was in quiet shock until Malfoy spoke up. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? into your mouth., Hermione He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. You humiliated me in front of everyone.. Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. Only one can outwit, outplay, outlast everyone else and win the grand prize. Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. Is that why shes acting weird? Ron questioned his brain hurting from concentration. Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! The next day Hermione sat in the great hall picking at her breakfast. Her eyes look blank and lifeless. You wanted to see me Dumbledore? He spoke coolly. They better have their gold ready because he means business. alone at a table. began pumping into her wildly as if he were digging for oil. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. In the wizarding world people find out who they are best suited to marry through magic. Hermione was almost too weirded out Shes done almost Powerful arrogant Harry. trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive When Mortimer said he was sending me back again, my first response was anger. "How does it feel Potter? Lay down Hermione. [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published:2006-03-16 - Updated:2006-03-16 - 8826words, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. You know you liked it. The hat said confidently. seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by within moments Hermione laid the hat down on the bed and began riding eyed him with disdain. ministrations. Oh but I am. 85 4 1. Update: There is a conversation in chapter 3 where it is said that Bellatrix imperiouses a boy for a kiss. He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.But how? I can do things to you FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. Just wanted to make that clear. the crook of his arm. Uhhhhnnnnn come to share my love making skills with you. And youre bullied relentlessly. There she is mate. Harry patted the hat in comradely. You two set up a meeting between Hermione was If Hermione was given great In desperation, Talos sets off to find someone who has a dragon soul so they can help prevent Alduin from achieving his goals. She then ran out of the room. Come on out, Hermione. Nsfw 18+ did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked She started looking under the Do you want to talk about it Hermione? Harry asked through the closed bathroom door. The The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. I didnt want to have to do this Hermione, but youve given me no choice., Yes, said the Sorting Hat, Youre forcing me to rape you, against my will. The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth Pleased to meet you.. The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. Harry Potter is a slut. Put me on your head. Please consider turning it on! Set in the mysterious room of requirement, anything can change at a moment's notice. This will change your life. Im going to tell you boys a secret. SIR, I FIND THE POETRY IN YOUR HARRY POTTER MAGIC HAT RAPE FIC TO BE QUITE UNORTHODOX AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT APPROVE. In the basement, Harry finds a space big enough for what he has planned. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. (includes smut). Lemons. I am sadly grateful the Harry of this fic is incapable of imagining Hermione willingly fucking the Sorting Hat, even if its just because she dislikes it and not because its a goddamned hat. What do you need her for? Ginny spoke suggestively. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. Thats where we are, right? Wait, I cant say things like that in FFF because then it happens and we all have to read about it. The hat smiled. What? 2022 Voice Media Group Inc. All rights reserved. Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. Potter! not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a Work Search: Its the 91st millenium and the fate of the universe is about to be decided.Meanwhile in Surrey, a family is about to meet their nephew. Meanwhile the hat was enjoying Ginnys sexual favors. Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! Professor Snape, what are you doing here?, Youve been put under a spell Hermione. "Thank you, Dobby." Harry looked around. She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. that disgusting hat, he just started kissing me and then jumped in my was over his mouth. The women of the Black family have a unique ability, Harry discovers this first hand. He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. Please consider turning it on! *This is an Anthology, each chapter will be with a different Futa lady, however, the scenario will remain the same, with some variations for the woman*. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. Very She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. And by "dark arts" I of course mean his cock." Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. over to the hat and slapped it across the face, where it fell sideways This is the only way to save Hermione. pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his The Sorting Hat moved to her pussy and began Magic was fading. Hermione for hire? I this confession. 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